Top Ten “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Jokes
10. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, memory would be afraid to take a leak.
9. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, President Obama would be doing his garbage collection.
8. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, the food chain would collapse because he would kill every bug on the planet.
7. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, unstructured data would become structured. With Chuck around, nobody ever gets out of line.
6. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, application security wouldn’t even be an issue.
5. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his programs would be strongly typed.
4. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, none of his functions would have arguments.
3. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, his first program wouldn’t be ‘Hello World’ it would be ‘Goodbye Underworld.’
2. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, there would be no exception handling, because there would be no exceptions ever.
… and the Number One “If Chuck Norris Were A Programmer” Joke:
1. If Chuck Norris were a programmer, all his applications would be perfectly metadata-driven. After all, they would be developed on a Magic application platform!
